Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 08, 2021

I know women who don’t shave their legs. And wear sheer stockings.

That’s okay, Aunty. When you get older, you might not even have any hair on your legs to shave..

At least from the knee down. :D

Reason number 17 why I am glad I am not a girl.

I never shaved my legs except when I had knee surgery and never shaved my armpits except when I had rotator cuff surgery. In all of these cases, somebody else did it for me.

As for shaving my face, I have a full beard that I keep closely trimmed once a week. The reason the beard is where the beard is is because that’s where the hair grows fastest and thickest. The reason why the beard isn’t where the beard isn’t is because that’s where the hair hardly grows at all. I have to shave it every three days or so.

Also the area I have to shave is so small, I can get a month out of a disposable razor. A 12-pack is a year’s supply.

The only reason you have a pedicure done is because you can’t reach your toes.

it’s enough of a pain shaving my face – i’d hate to half to think about shaving my legs…

My eyes plead with you, Aunty. Don’t let the towel fall.

Why not just get a leg comb and part it at the knee.

The woman doesn’t do legicures?

My recently deceased wife didn’t shave her legs for me, I shaved her legs for her. I also cut her toenails, so I guess I gave her pedicures too. It was one of the things that was a part of our loving relationship that I miss so much now.

That’s like someone who cleans the house for the maid.

It looks like some things are going sideways for her today.

I shave them for me.

I can totally relate to this, because my wife has told me several stories about the unsolicited comments made by the manicurist when she’s getting a pedicure.

Why I don’t shave.