Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 23, 2021

I had dates like that!

Yeah ask the girl who continually treats you like garbage instead of the girl who adores you.

We always want what we can’t have I would forget when we do have

If you can’t find a mask, just wear a paper bag over your head.

Still can’t understand why he still even tries with her. She doesn’t even see him as a friend!

Forget Wendy, and go with Echo instead.

Norman, you need to take your BLINDERS off!!!

This morning I just want to shake him around to wake him up, (though it won’t help). His attraction to Wendy is so frustrating!

Has Norm not heard of the old line about insanity being trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?

How about you, Wendy, just close your eyes?

Kevin has dragged out this “Wendy” thing far too long. Norman and Echo are perfect for each other. EVERYONE wants them together. Make it happen.

Wendy is just mean.

Unfortunately, many end up pursuing and marrying the Wendy and they make each other miserable.

Fools rush in …

Cheating on your soul mate. You’ll be sorry….

Finding the kind of mask she wants may be difficult until the Halloween shops open up.

We haven’t seen Wendy in a long time; can’t say she’s been missed.

Hey, Fagan! The Wendy line died with the introduction of Echo. It’s no longer funny, just painful!

she could have just said NO, that she wasn’t interested in going out with him instead of being hurtful and rude.

For a date with Wendy he should a hockey mask and a chainsaw.

This is a reminder of how less pathetic I was an awkward teen. Sure, I wasted time on chicks that were just not into me. I had the common sense to move on.

Take Wally for a walk in the park.

She wants you to wear a mask cause she doesn’t want anyone to see her with you

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofus!

It would be nice if Norman runs into Echo, while she is on a date with someone else. Maybe that would knock some sense into him.

So, Norm, you called and invited Wendy… Wendy? WENDY? Why? Why? WHY? … I apologize to the other readers for screaming. But once again, WENDY? WHY?!?