Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 15, 2021

Folks! We’re operating on two levels here.

Janis thinks Arlo is talking X-Ray vision when he’s talking about Superman.

Nerd!

This comic seems to have only two ideas: cats or sex. Has it always been this way?

Arlo’s real name will now be Mud!

Make it a lead robe, Janis.

In “Kryponese”, I believe “Kal El” means “Pink Panties”.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.

It’s laundry day.

Three Drunks Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building.

The first one says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!”

The second drunk says, “You’re crazy!”

The first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!”

The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!

The second drunk says, “Let me try!” So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!

The first drunk smiles, clearly amused.

The third drunk looks at him and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you’re drunk!”

He also demonstrated how super dumb he is by admitting a weakness bad guys could exploit to a reporter.

I think his sister, Dams-El was smarter. His cousin Barb-El is stronger. And his uncle, Driv-El, comments on here quite a bit.

They both still have a strong libido. If Arlo loses his sexual desire for Janis, their marriage will take a hit and start to stagnate. Janis once had thoughts of seeing Lance again but thought better of it. She knew the damage it could do.

or panties in a different color. pink is awful :D

The kitchen counter must not be made of lead.

What does Janis have to hide? :-0

Maybe they’re red and just look pink through that sheer white nightie.

Janis wears panties under a nightgown? Why? Seems odd to me.

My husband does this too: Quotes movies without context and THEN explains. Really hard to take before coffee.

I like dogs.

THE Superhero. Without him there is no Spider-man, no Avengers, no mutants, no comic books as we know them.

Arlo, notice my cup is green, as in krytonite.

Janis, it will not do any good. Arlo and Superman will always know what color your panties are.

Christopher Reeve was on the Tonight Show after the first Superman was released and Susan Sarandon (I believe, I could be wrong) asked him what color panties she was wearing. He stammered rather like Clark Kent and said he couldn’t see her panties, to which she replied, that he was right – she didn’t have any on.

After almost 50 years of marriage, I am like Arlo (just not as lucky at times.) Nothing like flirting with the one you love with sexual innuendos. My wife asked me what was my favorite comic that I read the most…..I told Arlo & Janis, mainly because it was sort of like us. Not just sex, but like Arlo and sports, Arlo and dreaming of sailing, Janis love of flowers, how my wife and I used to sunbathe till melanoma got to be a big fear. Plus back on the subject of Superman and panties…..I think when Janis first saw Arlo, I think she quoted Scarlett O’Hara from “Gone With The Wind”…..“It’s as if he is seeing me with out clothes.” (Maybe wrong on this quote.)

“Kal-El” means “star-child”.

Arlo has dementia, and he’s horny.