Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 24, 2021

Zonker might think about getting a restraining order.

The next step is to become a stalker.

Zonker at his best, most honest and humble self.

Stalker in the making?

At least he’s got a pool.

Does Zonk get a cut on the merchandise too? Check out the Zonker cap the dude’s sporting!

do trading cards for sun tan really exist ???

Trivia: The phrase “Get a life!” was coined by William Shatner to a deeply immersed Trekkie while signing memorabilia in just such a situation.

This guy should definitely stay out of the sun.

You can also try William Shatner.

Oddly, Zonker’s never had much of a tan.

When all this is over, is Zonker’s head going to fit through the door?

Like #45 said Garry Turdeau, you are overrated! BTW Turdeau is not a misspell

I not sure Zonker is trained at anything, that’s useful.

He’s wearing a Zonker hat, too.