Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 18, 2021

Is the sign referring to the product or the customer?

folks in italy have catacombs under their floors ….. the usa thinks 100 years is old

That’s where all my new stuff went.

Has that much time lapsed or …

… has the wait caused him to age that fast?

This one hit a little too close. Whooosh and here I am taking advantage of senior discounts

That wasn’t what I was waiting for, but it does work that way.

We buy junk and sell antiques.

Heard a lot in antique stores:

“Hey … We used to have this/these/those growing up!”

It is depressing to see toys/ magazines you had as a kid in an antique shop.

50 years ago, my 45 year old stuff wasn’t old enough to be labeled antique. Now I want to downsize and get rid of it, but now it has to be over 100 years old to be so labeled.