Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2021

Putting it into the brochure will just make stupid people want to go there!

An anagram of, ’Starlight Sheriff," is, “Right, selfish fart.”

I’m not sure what a brochure of Starlight would have in it for tourists. See the jail? Stop by the waffle hut? Try your luck in Bloodcurdlin’ pass?

“Excellent…fewer stupid people…..excellent.”

“Mr. Burns, time for you blood makeover, sir.”

“What is it, Smithers…”

“Well sir, in theory it would be fewer stupid people, but we just tested it on Homer Simpson…turns out they don’t read….”

“Oh, Balderdash….”

Cue closing music.

Another new boyfriend, eh?

ka-snarky

Do they have blood curdlin’ screams? That could be a tourist attraction.

I can’t be bothered to break up with him; I’ll just “forget” to warn him about the pass…

And here I was, thinking that Rip was on his way to save his son.

Ka-20/20 HINDSIGHT!

KA-FORGOT!

Yeah, that probably should have been mentioned.