In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 23, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Bottomless? They’ll never reach the finish line.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    The sign does say “?-K” – so no one has actually measured the depth of the pit – no one has come back from this race – once you enter the pit you’ve reached the “point of No Return”?

    The “runners” seemingly know that there is no coming back – and yet it seems like they are still (willingly) plunging to certain doom.

    Is this like the national debt? climate change? our political divisiveness?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be called, “The Black Hole Endless Marathon”?

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    perryed  over 3 years ago

    Yea, give me a DNF on that race.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    AKA the race to find political unity

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    Won’t they just pop out in China on the other side if it really is bottomless? And they’ll all have the same time because different masses fall at the same rate…

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    my gravity is faster than yours (or maybe my drag force is less)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In all seriousness, straight tubes thru the Earth (most of them at shallow angles, as for example from New York to Chicago) could be used for very rapid, very low-emission transit (assuming you could avoid the problems of, you know, lava and all). Evacuate all the air from the tube, and gravity will accelerate your passenger capsule downward for the first half of the trip and decelerate it by just the right amount for the second half. And, as we all remember from our HS geometry courses (we DO all remember that stuff, right?), a straight line is the shortest distance between two points.

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Pitfall Harry’s gonna win.

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