Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 21, 2021

Practice makes perfect…

Of course someday, when you least expect it, someone may just need to call in a favor. That’s when to have a go bag handy.

What’s in your EDC? Why?

Maybe they are both needing an alibi for the same time period.

kevin would help him move a body…

He’ll give you an alibi, Miles, because someday… Maybe not tomorrow, or maybe not next week, he’ll need one himself and ask you… Who am I kidding? Kevin probably agreed so fast because he needs an alibi himself for what he did this morning.

Best friends for life.

…a friend is somebody who will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend will be sitting beside you in the jail cell, saying “That. Was. AWESOME!”…

The less he knows about why the alibi is needed, the better. That way when questioned, he is genuinely surprised at what happened. And don’t make the alibi elaborate, along the lines of “We were just hanging out. Just the two of doing nothing much.”

Well, we glorify little kids who lie to their parents on AFV as if it’s funny…you reap what you sow.

Milles has already proven that he will sing like an opera star when confronted with the evidence of his misdeeds. Remember the tattoo incident (not to be confused with the infamous noodle incident)?

Kevin is the best of all friends.

Wow! I’m surprised that Miles still trust Kevin to cover for him after Kevin threw Miles under the bus over that tattoo incident!