Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 25, 2021

Pizzageist.

Isn’t it enough that the pizza killed you once? Why do you want to give it another shot?

The pizza’s spirit is still haunting her refrigerator.

He’s living in the pasta.

Maybe he wants FRESH pizza!!!

When Bob was growing up, it was understood that you couldn’t leave (the table) until you finished all your food.

Go try for pie in the sky

He wants one with ghost pepper topping.

When they pry the cold dead pizza from my hands.

She could have at least put it in the freezer in his memory.

Usually it’s the eaten pizza that haunts you. Until you finished all related “business”.

Go towards the light, Bob….there’s more pizza there.

That.. is the very reason there will never be un-eaten pizza in this home. That last slice “must” be consumed before the rooster crows..

Bob will settle for some ice scream.

Seeking peace of pizza.

If could be in the way way back of the refrigerator. Go take a look

It was a slice of life.

We’re going out for pizza tomorrow. (33rd anniversary.) My favorite is “Death By Pizza.”

:)