Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 10, 2021

One “trek” mind.

Good luck with that.

ROH-OH!!!

/SHMIRK/

Now that you’ve warned him, he’ll do it.

Also known as the “No fun walk”.

face it Phil, you’re going for a low altitude flight

General Phil giving marching orders to his troop !

Marm look like he’s saying “ you’re kidding, right?”

Oral Roberts used to say: “Expect a miracle.”

Love the ‘What, Who Me’ look on ’Marm’s’ (face)muzzle ! ! ! !

Aye-aye, Captain Kirk!

This is how you talk to your friend/dog! The sad part is they don’t usually listen.

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh! Let’s go!

How boring.

Is there anywhere in walking distance that Marmaduke still hasn’t been before?

Marm’ thinks “Surely you jest”? And owner says, “and don’t call me Sherly.”

At first I thought Phil was going to do a prostate exam, then I read the punchline.

Phil’s just trying to lay out the ground rules for the walk, but it’s really a waste of time.

In one ear and out the other.

In other words this is not fun time.

Ahead Warp Factor 5!

No sense of adventure, Phil?