Close to Home by John McPherson for June 26, 2021

Ingenious!!!!!!

And – - – lawsuits under the ADA are up 300%!

The membership fees will just about cover the building code violation fines.

Just have a normal sized door as well, and label it “This Door For Heavy People”. They’ll all try not to use it.

Add collapsing toilet seats.

And the ones who get stuck usually end up losing up to 10 lbs. before being able to squeeze through.

If it works it is good for business. That is often all that matters.

Care full where you are stepping lady, That’s the Bleeb Meister coming through

And of course, Bleeb never skips leg day!

You have to know your clientele.

By the same logic, they should place a scale that shows actual weight + 5 lbs at the entrance, and -5 lbs at the exit.

Not calling them fat pieces of s**t also seems to have helped client relations.

I’m wondering how the employees got through the doors. They don’t look like they’ve been doing much exercising.

Cruel….but creative genius

narrow entrance and a wider exit to make them think it worked

Are they hanson doors? Once Hanson replaced our patio door, we have trouble fitting through. Even the windows are narrower.

That’s diabolical!

I thought Apex was a gorilla’s former spouse.

you would think they would have known it was a setup since their own doorways weren’t narrowed.