JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 09, 2021

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    La Gata Loca  over 3 years ago

    Yeah this is why I don’t worry that much about my devices’ spying on me… I’m pretty sure they’d go to sleep of boredom, lol.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I know someone who was having a conversation (in-person, not on the phone) about her church buying new bathroom stall dividers. The next day she kept seeing ads on Facebook for bathroom stall dividers. Tell me our devices aren’t spying on us!

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    And be glad that they are, Joe!

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    bryce.gear  over 3 years ago

    Not that I have anything to truly hide, but to have “Big Brother” in the form of Alexa & Suri, is very troubling to me.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Okay, now I’m freaked out.

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    My devices are blind and speechless, except my flip phone and since it’s in my back pocket …

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With me and my devices, I hope they like the view.

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    jnacombs  over 3 years ago

    and Crunchy delivers that last zinger with excellent timing!

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    I'll fly away  over 3 years ago

    They’ve been spying for years. One reason was I was so reluctant to finally get a real cell phone. You are able to disconnect your history, which BTW, even tells how many you have walked even on your own property- everywhere it is spying on you. Big Tech words it so it sounds like its’ a good thing to be tracked everywhere. STAY OUTTA my life gov and BT!

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    What do you think they’ve been hiding in the fine print on those conditions of use statements you have to agree to when you load a new App?

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    Maswartz  over 3 years ago

    I still don’t understand people who buy things like Alexa, devices literally made to listen to you, and get shocked that GASP they listen to you!

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    Oakwood13  over 3 years ago

    They are always listening. One morning my wife went to use the vacuum cleaner but the motor had overheated so she told me to check on a new one. Was on FB at the time and she was barely done asking when 3 ads for vacuums popped up.

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    Scott S  over 3 years ago

    The dream police

    They live inside in my head!

    The dream police

    They come to me in my bed!

    The dream police

    They’re coming to arrest me!

    Oh no!

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    If you get your devices vaccinated, does the vaccine microchip tracking cancel out the device tracking?

    Asking for a friend.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Most A.I.’s are still not near us mentally.

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    Michael McKown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love his characters and their characterization.

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    Ron Bauerle  over 3 years ago

    Too true to be funny, or funny ‘cause it’s true?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKGgKGS2VCQ&t=35s

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