FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 25, 2021

That it isn’t a real bazooka?

That he generally does not survive it?

Fortunately, she already gummed up his bazooka with Bazooka Bubble Gum.

Andy doesn’t let him use the super-soaker in the house.

“The whooping after the shooting?”

The dart looks like a plunger

the fact that means she’s mostly going to kill you… or let you see stars for several hours.

“You know what I dislike about shooting you with my dart bazooka, Paige?”

“You mean besides the fact that I’m gonna make you eat that bazooka? In one gulp?”

Back splatter?

Better good reflexes, Paige, and Jason will pin the blame on you for breaking a nearby heirloom.

“FASH!” “FASH!!” “FASH!!!”

I wouldn’t use a cap gun that close to someone, let alone a projectile gun. In real life, one of the parents will have to call an ambulance for Paige and the police for Jason.

We had those bazookas when I was a kid. it stung when you got shot in the head close up.

It says G.I. Jim