The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 03, 2021

Can you give her a hint?…..

Says the self-centered little girl.

A mother Gargoyle in training.

How often does this little “darling” come over and where does she park her broom???

/SHMIRK/

Send her to Mr. Wilson’s.

That was good, made me laugh! Especially Brutus’ expression in the last panel.

I feel the same about you ‘Sweetie’. Wondering, do your parents send you over here to torture me to give them a break, or am I just (un)lucky?

Nor could I. But then, the same applies to her.

I’m surprised the chair didn’t tip backwards under the weight of Hattie’s fat legs.

I think Hattie just likes to see her reflection in the top of Brutus’ head. I actually thought that was where she was headed after reading the first panel.

HA!! GOTCHA!!

how kind of her…

A half-witted half-pint has ranked you out.

If Brutus asked “Do you know what I admire about myself?” He’d expect an answer because he doesn’t know.

She just wore out her welcome.

Hurricane Hattie is in training for “politics” as she intends to be an attorney before running for office.

Two bad things there, both showing lack of respect. Calling Brutus by his first name and insulting him through the very rude question deserve both a spanking and an additional punishment along with an apology. But in today’s world, no one knows or teaches respect so nothing will happen…..

Could it be that he forgets to lock his doors and windows?

(^ ͜ʖ^)

She should call him “Mr. Thornapple”. No respect! Like when I was a Cub Scout leader and some little snot used to call me “Dude”.

Go home to mommy, Hattie. If you have one.

She better start admiring his self-restraint.

Hurricane Hattie, you are a despicable brat.

I guess when a little girl never ages, she tells old jokes.

An example of honesty not always being the best policy.

At least that includes nothing bad!