Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 29, 2021

But then there’s the brawling

Just giving the doctor the honest truth, Andy, Flo is.

Truth can hurt Mr Capp!

@Number Three Today strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp should never let Flo accompany him to a doctor’s visit so he can fib about his exercises , but she tells it like it is , can’t blame him I hate it when someone finishes my sentences :o) my avatar is a spoof of a wedding cake decoration of a bride dragging the groom to the altar , which wasn’t my case and I can’t se YOU doing that :o) , how was your day? ours should be calm with no shopping or errands to run, all electronic gizmos working and we both are in a good mood but seeking places in the house with A/C or huge fans because of the heat and guzzling ice cream :o) , keep safe and hydrated and thanks for applauding how we raised our boys , young Lady

But Andy seems to walk to the pub.

Flo’s just telling it like it is Andy.

Does chasing after young women count as physical exercise Doc?

If I wanted an opinion on liver I would gone to the butchers.

Andy does lift weights. He does many an arm curl at night lifting a pint of ale at a time.

@NumberThree Today in Malta it’s another public holiday ,the fiest of St Peter and St Paul and in the olden days it was written in the wedding agreament that the groom had to take the bride to a special locality in Rabbat and treat her to fried or stewed rabbit ,poor bunnies I never went, first because I don’t like eating rabbit , second because a lot of stay cats dissapeared at the time

Andy spends a lot of energy fighting Nosher and throwing him out the window, pre-emptive strikes on Mr Chopper, running from the cops, swimming in the canal, running from the rent man and the HP guys!

Not to mention brawls with Bully Bloggs and retrieving cricket balls that go over the boundaries and accidentally end up in pubs!

If that isn’t high intensity exercise, I don’t know what is!

Why is he even on a team then? Boxing is a solitary sport.

He has a pair of mighty triceps, I’ll wager.

Walking doesn’t count as exercise when it’s from bed to the couch.

Five minutes. You’re getting old, Andy.

Why does Andy even bother to go to the doctor since he doesn’t seem to really care about his health. Of course then he does get plenty of rest and it appears he gave up smoking so maybe all is not lost.

I’m frankly amazed that any team will even allow Andy to play for them.

It not an opinion if it’s factual.

Andy is truly an “outstanding player” (literally) for any team that’s unlucky enough to have him!

Thirdly, wipe that flippin’ smirk off yer face!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. I don’t want to write back much today as I’ve got a headache. Hope you don’t mind. I wonder if vanilla ice cream could possibly be a cure?

Over here, England are playing Germany tonight as it’s the European Cup. The pub around the corner from me was piled with cars outside and loud chants. However I know you don’t have a clue about football so you probably think I’m talking in code. Haha.

Stsy safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Back at my volunteering tomorrow.

As a doctor, partners are a great asset. They usually call out anything the patient is lying about.

Andy resents that Flo says it like it’s a bad thing.