Strange Brew by John Deering for June 27, 2021

I’ll take Harold Robbins.

This experiment usually ends with a bunch of broken typewriters filled with monkey feces.

“I’m giving these guys a Sarah Morgan.”

There is one in every batch of infinite monkeys!

They won’t even get us PCs.

“To be or not to be, that is the gazorzinplantz.” With apologies to Bob Newhart.

Yes, I know the original saying but It would never happen. Randomness never begets order.

Oh, given an infinite amount of time you’ll give in.

They created 5 pages of text, most of it looked like this: ggggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

The Infinite Monkeys writing staff would give you EVERYTHING it were ever possible to write but no one would have the time to proofread it. :)

“But I do have a re-write of an old Ronald Reagan classic…”