Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 02, 2021

I’m not having breakfast while it’s still kicking…..

With teeth like that, you’d think Mahar would just eat them.

Feel the power of my peanut sized brain.

Big deal Mr. Mahar. The Internet can do that just as well if not better.

So what, Mahar? The same effect can be readily achieved in the lab by having a test subject read the “Biden-Sanders Unity Task Force Recommendations” document. When it comes to instigating painful brain death, you ain’t got nuthin’ on your average progressive Democrat policy wonk. ;-)

I know how they can take out this Mahar bloke. Wait ’til he falls asleep, then pour water down his nose holes.

Apparently the Mahar isn’t just telepathic. Why didn’t he use this power on Tarzan?

This is almost Ditkovian.