Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 02, 2021

Say “Uncle” Greystoke.

It’s razor sharp teeth are no match for Tarzan’s tremendously thundering thews.

Just about to go prehistoric on it’s ass…..

Someone’s had their Weetabix (For breakfast)

Those razor sharp teeth don’t seem to be bothering Tarzan’s hand too much.

I think my fantastic mental power has failed also. So has my fantastic attention span.

Mahar will now sue for peace and ask to start over.

Wow. That was easy. Cook it and eat it, Tarzan.

Sucks to be you, Pellucidarian Space Chicken. Welcome to the one-man Holocene extinction event known as Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Kill it and grill it, Apeman! ;-)

The bird says, crap, first I go bald, now this.

Time for Tarzan to display his dominance.

That’s the point I was making yesterday. Stupid potbellied proto-chicken.

Strange that a being that big has the muscles to fly and hold up a ginormous head but is still weaker than Tarzan. I bet T could fly if he tried.

Break it’s freaky neck!!!!!!!!