Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 31, 2022

“Slugging” it out.

Well, that guard ignored his Queen (presumably), so he’s not going to last long either……

Going to be something’s breakfast I suspect…….

Tarzan moves faster than a speeding bullet. — Old Jungle Saying.

Of course these ancient scantily clad stormtroopers won’t be able to hit the wide side of a barn with a cannon, let alone with a gun.

Where is Palpatine ?

The third guy was pretty slow following orders, didn’t get a blam off.

Worst….shots….ever! The guy in the third panel is like what? Ten feet at most from Tarzan?

I hope that guy didn’t shoot Tarzan’s hair – cause this would make him go completely crazy like Princess Vespa in the “Spaceballs” movie

Henceforth the Sarian Secret Service stopped issuing blanks to its agents.

Apropos of nothing, if you visit the NRA National Firearms Museum in Fairfax, VA, in their TV & Movies exhibit, they have one of the rubber knives used by Johnny Weissmuller in filming his Tarzan movies.

Gunfight at the love nest clearing, and Tarzan brings his magic knife along. Missy earmuffs is already enthralled with Tarzan’s crusty spotted loincloth which hasn’t be cleaned in decades. It just goes to prove it’s the smell that counts with these savage females! PHEW!!

Tarzan shows his disdain by revealing his ‘nae trews’ policy to them.

Wait, they have guns? Why aren’t they shooting the cannon guys?