Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 07, 2022

“People trafficking”.

“Ha. No need for him” , says Tarzan, “I’ve got a plan to trap them money men. Now, just tell your men to dig some pits around the castle, and…”

Roag is still steamed at being interrupted with trying to get off with the Empress……..

Is Tarzan and his 40mm cannon airship going to help or will he try and teach both sides some John Lennon songs?

So the Sarians are sun worshipers?

Without David, Sari will fall? What about the guy with the eyebrows? Isn’t he a general? Cut off his $15,000 a month pension and that x@#&! will do something.

Who needs David when you have Tarzan, the baddest jungle FKer above and below the African lands? Geez, these wide-eyed bimbos are dangerously stupid! Perhaps those furry earmuffs have grown into their brains…….

It’s a terrible government that depends on one man, and one that has to disastrously fall sooner or later.