Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 27, 2023

Weapons of “crass” destruction.

Them little dress wearing bob-cut haired Prince Valiant wannabes is no match for the mighty lord of jungle Tarzan!

Great idea. Don’t just kill them, but first question them and then kill them. That’s gonna work out fine.

Seems to be of the shoot first, ask questions later type. First question. When’s breakfast?

Must be the Lost Tribe of Camelot.

Evidently, the Hesi-Her School of Barbering only knows one hairstyle.

“Hold, Suten!’ Tira interrupted blandly.” The exclamation mark and the “blandly “ are a contradiction.

“We seek a civilization where insulting the monarch is acceptable behavior. Do you know of such a place, dog-breath?”

Suten growled, “What seek ye in the land of the Hesi-Her?” “We come seeking to kick Hesi-Her fanny and to chew bubblegum,” replied Tarzan. “And we are fresh out of bubblegum! And, oh yeah, we lost a couple of hot babes along the way. One of ‘em is nuttier than a fruitcake and mean as a snake. You can keep her; she’ll fit right in. But we kinda want the other one back.”

Why not settle down and sort things out over a nice roasted lizard breakfast? Now we see that Queenie has her eyes on mighty Tarzan and his bulging, albeit soiled, loinskin briefs!

What do I seek, Suten? The missing strips where we find out how I know your name and who Tira is.

Is that a serious question, or just a tongue-twister?