Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 08, 2023

Make no mi"stake", Tarzan is tops in battles.

Kill first, ask questions later…

Well no wonder the ape lost. His Michael Jackson gauntlet he was wearing yesterday came off, otherwise he would’ve moonwalked away from Ol Tarz!

Gotta say, I like Tarzan comics, but it’s getting tiresome watching him slaughter innocent animals for the sake of self-serving humans trying to steal and murder.

Well that should wake up the rest of the house.

New alarm clock. The whole Army is coming now, including the King.

“Aheeaheeah!” Translation: “And another one gone and another one gone, another one bites the dust, yeah! Hey, I’m gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!”

I’ve mentioned this before but I’m still impressed Every time Tarzan is face to face, inches away from his adversary – be it a gorilla or charging lion, he manages to end up on his opponents back. That’s an amazing maneuver that I’d like to see in slow motion. Well done Tarzan!

To continue yesterday’s discussion, that ape is bigger than any gorilla.

BTW, when was the temple’s silence previously shattered by the victory cry of the bull ape?

No Wolfie breakfast for you, you big, hairy, ugly ape! I wonder just how many of Africa’s creatures Tarzan has killed over the decades?

Now this is more like it!

Hey, Gereral Trelane (Ret.), you were right about the Howard stories. Conan just killed the great Vilayet ape again. Still don’t see the connection to “God in the Bowl”, though. But then I thought that was one of Howard’s weaker stories.

Gee, that’s a noisy place!