Close to Home by John McPherson for July 03, 2021

Wigs here! Get your wigs here!

Yo! Where’s the girdle seller?

I attended my high school reunion years ago. Guys were fat & bald, while the women still looked the same, except many of them had real slick faces and surprised looks!!

Why assume it’s only the women that are interested in Botox?

Facebook is making surprises at reunions less prevalent as we see classmates everyday…

Next booth over: Super-Quick Liposuction

I bet she could have easily gotten $130.

I wonder if class reunions will ever go out of style.? Like cotillions(whatever they are) and three cornered hats. I have been dodging mine for decades.

Ha! I think he misspelled buttocks!

This took a weird twist.

I knew this strip could be weird some times but wow!

Oh My Goodness. I graduated in 81, now we’re the butt of old age jokes. THE HORROR!!!

Super Quick has a longer line…

Without the laser eye surgery no one sees well enough to care anyway.

Must be a high school in Hollywood. Then again, if it was in Hollywood, they would have already got their botox.

Wish I still had $30 – spent all my money on renting an escort and that Mercedes Benz out front!

No toupees?

At my 50th H S reunion the only people that showed up were a bunch of old people.