Close to Home by John McPherson for July 06, 2021

Does it matter that you’ve forgotten to turn off your coffeemaker? You’re no longer in a position to worry about such things.;-D

You can’t come back (here) if you go back down.

“Yes, you did leave it on and the house burnt down. That is why you are here.”

I would hate to have his job….

This is heaven. I’m pretty sure they have the best tasting non decaf beverage ever

Well damn. Now I wonder if I left my coffee pot on.

I have been asked if I have made arrangements for after my death. I say why should I – it won´t be my problem.

I, uh, would need to go back down to clear my browser history! シ

Actually, I can’t wait to get up there and get me some o’them…seagull wings??

Most coffemakers turn themselves off after a while…

Bad news….you also left your oven plugged in, too.

You don’t quite have the concept yet, do you…….

Trouble brewing…

That would be the other place. All the inhabitants can look “up” to their former earthly dwelling places and see that they left the coffee maker and iron on, the front door unlocked, and the garage door open.

Imagine that’s the first thing on your mind!XD Mine? WHERE’S MY SOPHIE BEAGLE?!?

However, it says here you will be going down….just a lot further than you want to.

Well you can, but only in spirit.

St Peter wouldn’t have an attitude would he?

So…heaven can’t wait?

Why don’t they make coffee makers with automatic shut offs? they have programmables to turn them on. Not trying to be funny, this just got me wondering….and yes I’m sure if you have stacks of money you can get Alexa or something to do it.