Gasp! He’s “on the edge”! If she doesn’t answer this letter, # 367th, he doesn’t know what he’ll do! His hands are shot, from all the writing, and he’s written his last one. The pens at her desk now….
An excerpt from Tye D Knotts latest novel, “THE CLIFFS OF ANTWERP”! This and other love stories can be had at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory! A book signing will be Saturday, 2-4. Bring a friend to hear a short readying of Knotts’ take on his story…
Take no for an answer. It’s the nicest thing you can do for her. It’s also why nice guys seem to breed less while they keep breeding more bleepity bleeping bleep bleeps.
I can attest to the pain of unrequited love. For me, it was Jennifer McGivens in sixth grade. I poured my heart out to her over and over with songs, letters, and drawings. She crushed each attempt to woo her with enough indifference to break my concentration for the rest of the day. Once, to show her how much I cared for her I purposely made an F on my spelling test. Instead of numbering my paper from 1 to 15 and writing the words dictated by Mrs. Bailey, I wrote Jennifer 15 times. Instead of being impressed, she acted like it was the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. To this day, I still think it was pretty romantic.
This is the origin of MacHeath, Mackie Messer. Nur ein Taschenmesser hat MacHeath, Buben, und er halt es aus der Sicht. The teary letter in one pocket, the knife in the other.
Things haven’t been the same since Cliff Ditto managed at Walla Walla. (From ’73 to ’78. They won the Northwest League championship twice, in ’73 and ’76.)
Kaputnik about 3 years ago
I guess that crying on the envelope flap is more hygienic than licking it.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
She used his love letters to line the bottom of the cage in which she kept her titmice.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
SWATD…she couldn’t get past the seal.
Later though she tossed ii in the trash compactor.
He claimed his sperm bank number was 164. But he was hung like a horse.
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Pining for the unrequited. Is this the Froglandian lame wailing wall? Well, we all know what pining for the fjords leads to…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Gasp! He’s “on the edge”! If she doesn’t answer this letter, # 367th, he doesn’t know what he’ll do! His hands are shot, from all the writing, and he’s written his last one. The pens at her desk now….
An excerpt from Tye D Knotts latest novel, “THE CLIFFS OF ANTWERP”! This and other love stories can be had at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory! A book signing will be Saturday, 2-4. Bring a friend to hear a short readying of Knotts’ take on his story…
The Old Wolf about 3 years ago
If this was letter number “cube root of e,” he might have a shot.
bxclent Premium Member about 3 years ago
well as long as it is in his pocket it will never get answered
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
But oh what kind of love is this, that goes from bad to worse?
Linguist about 3 years ago
Love Letters in the Sanskrit!
coltish1 about 3 years ago
Get rid of the hat, mister, and she might look at you in a new way.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Guess he’s really hooked on her … CaFfEiNe …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
she was major league … he was minor league … he needs a better curve ball in his command.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago
I have a s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶y̶ legal assistant who does that for me.
She has a mailroom that does that for her.
The mailroom has a machine that does it for everybody.
El-Kabong about 3 years ago
She won’t let him. He wrote a let her.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 3 years ago
Take no for an answer. It’s the nicest thing you can do for her. It’s also why nice guys seem to breed less while they keep breeding more bleepity bleeping bleep bleeps.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Now my broken heart aches
With every wave that breaks
Over love letters in the sand
painedsmile about 3 years ago
I can attest to the pain of unrequited love. For me, it was Jennifer McGivens in sixth grade. I poured my heart out to her over and over with songs, letters, and drawings. She crushed each attempt to woo her with enough indifference to break my concentration for the rest of the day. Once, to show her how much I cared for her I purposely made an F on my spelling test. Instead of numbering my paper from 1 to 15 and writing the words dictated by Mrs. Bailey, I wrote Jennifer 15 times. Instead of being impressed, she acted like it was the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. To this day, I still think it was pretty romantic.
painedsmile about 3 years ago
1. Jennifer
2. Jennifer
3. Jennifer
4. Jennifer
5. Jennifer
6. Jennifer
7. Jennifer
8. Jennifer
9. Jennifer
10. Jennifer
11. Jennifer
12. Jennifer
13. Jennifer
14. Jennifer
15. Jennifer
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
No, of course not!
This is the origin of MacHeath, Mackie Messer. Nur ein Taschenmesser hat MacHeath, Buben, und er halt es aus der Sicht. The teary letter in one pocket, the knife in the other.
https://tinyurl.com/yjj3bcq2
coltish1 about 3 years ago
Things haven’t been the same since Cliff Ditto managed at Walla Walla. (From ’73 to ’78. They won the Northwest League championship twice, in ’73 and ’76.)