In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 06, 2021

That’s what happens when men and women compete in the same sport

“They’re locked up in the paint… what close defense, it’s like they’re inseparable!”

They’ll never make a corner shot.

This is a very puzzling foul. Whoever even put these two up against each other like this should be “fired”. It’s not just a bad fit, it’s an impossible fit – you just can’t put 2 side pieces together like this.

So many ways to interpret this:

-biting

- male and female

- nose stuck in mouth

I was actually not aware that Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield had turned to Basketball…

Does not get any more personal than that.

Most definitely…..

TWEEEEEEEET! Hey! There’s kids in the audience!

“…but I kinda like it”

So the “red” and the “blue” finally come together on something and the ref is calling a foul? Sigh…

There’s no French kissing in basketball. Especially not on the court.

And definitely not during the game.