Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 27, 2021

Sometimes it’s nice to be on the other side of the street.

Now we know why the chicken crossed the street, to get away from being choked by this guy.

The flatbed scanner was the hard part?

Is that Marty Feldman of “Where wolf, There wolf” fame …?

Every breath you take, Every move you make, Every bond you break, Every step you take; He’ll be watching you.

ANGEL WINGS ON THE RIGHT AND THE DEVIL ON THE LEFT SHOULDER. CHIP AND DALE WITH DALE ON HELL AND CHIP ON HIGH.

This must be how people imagine the senders of unsolicited pictures of parts of their anatomy.

A “photocopy”? Where’d you even find a copy machine in this day and age? Why not just make a digital picture and spam her Facebook with it instead?

Or you could just go full Neanderthal and fax her the image.

I’m also tracking your phone, now that I have intercepted the cell connection.

Like us on Facebook!

Wasn’t Rotifer the guide and founder of the F.A.R.T.G.A.S. group? I don’t remember what the initials stand for.

Redacted redacted redacted censored censored fun police vanilla and hair shirts, thank god I’ve found Jesus. Some people here have more sense than me, I’m looking at you Howard, so I guess you could say the overloads are protecting you from lame-a$$es like me. Where’s the fun in that, I ask you?

So, now I will just say, as a comment on the blog, there is in fact many hilarious coloring books out there including one on roadkill, and others which I will in no way allude to, suggest, or tell you to google. Carry on.

Can’t decide whether that is preferable to seeing you hold a picture of your pu-pu platter.

I take it he’s not a man of wealth and taste.

Hey, Creepizoid! This is my prized Weatherby Mark V in .300 Magnum. Wanna see how it can surgically remove your wing-wang? No? I’m still not answering my phone; I’m busy loading my rifle.

Justifiable surgery….

Girls just want to have fun.

“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, “the law is a ass — a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is, that his eye may be opened by experience — by experience.”