Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 30, 2021

Johnny Walker and Marie Brizzard also want a lift home.

Gordon, Smirnoff, Ron Rico, Charles Shaw and Joseph Schlitz want a lift, too

#suchaninnocentboy

I don’t think I would trust Drunk Patty to take Mittens anywhere. In fact, I wouldn’t trust her with the stroller.

Mittens, do you want to risk being in your fancy chariot if the cops pull Drunk Patty for Drunk Chariot Driving?

“Honey , I’ll be right back, taking the cat for a walk”

Cats are not fond of “their” items being re-purposed – chairs, for instance.

Old No. 7 is named after Mr. Jack Daniel. It is Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey.

Don’t let her do it, Mitty. She’ll overload it and break the axle. It’s not worth having your fancy chariot of the road for a mere liquor store treat, and a dozen boxes. :D

In the county where Jack Daniel’s is distilled it is illegal to buy or consume Jack Daniel’s.

Would the famous Mittens mind sharing a ride with the Famous Grouse?

Well, if there’s room in the fancy chariot for Jack, can Smirnoff fit in there as well?

Mama, don’t let him go with Drunk Patty. She’ll trade him for some whisky.

Mitty shouldn’t have to share with booze. Not even fancy booze.