The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 14, 2021

Get with the times, Roos. You need a CRT monitor and cordless mouse.

He fit in there two weeks ago?

You’ve grown a lot in two weeks Joey. You can see how having you around just cramped our style.

“Who is this Mom and Dad of whom you speak?”

Think about it, son, do you really think you could still fit in your room?

Don’t be ridiculous son. You has grown big enough to gets a girlfriend.

There’s a “home orifice” joke in here somewheres, but good taste forfends.

You’ll have to crouch on the couch. No room in the pouch.

And here’s your bill for room and board while you were here!

Plugging stuff in has to hurt!

CRTs are uneconomical they use a frightenly large amount of electricity for their viewing size.

The Live, Laugh, Love frame on the wall was the final straw. He knows he can never go back. And that he never wants to.

Great one, Scott! A match for Gary Larson at his best!

And just how do they get in that ‘office’?

I went away to college for the first week and returned to find my bedroom furniture gone and my bedroom all rearranged. Didn’t go home much after that.

We got you a place out back.

Wait until they suffer the “empty pouch” syndrome!

“We also took your trophies to the pawn shop to be melted down.”

Plus, they changed the locks.

Well, she wouldn’t let me turn it into a man cave.

When I was a college sophomore I came to visit my parents, who had redecorated my old room. I said to them “What is this? This isn’t my room!” and my dad replied “Yeah, you’re right!”

Junior is bummed out because he hoped to move back in with his girlfriend.

I would be darned surprised to learn that Junior’s old room had wi-fi, or even a USB port.

I like the hat ;-)

Welcome home, Roo! You can sleep on the couch during your visit.