Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 26, 2021

I’m not LeoGym either!

I wonder what letters are in front of the “UCKS” on the wall.

“Err on” the side of stupidity? The servers got my name wrong so often (I’m a guy and they called me Mary once) that now I just tell them my name if Bob, they can’t wreck that one.

“Okay, Arin, I’ll promise not to err in in spelling ‘Aron’.”

“Now, just to make sure, how do you want me to spell ‘Erin’, Arun?”

So… I’ll make that a large for you.

Don’t expect me to say “venti”.

i solved that problem by never going to that place or any place like it :)

“Air Head” .. whoopsy.

Should be spelled “__UCK$” (on the wall) …!

COFFEE flavored coffee!

How can zit faces make all those coffees but can’t get a persons name right? Maybe they should pass out numbers instead…

Let’s review this “tall” = “small” misnomer…

Air-inn, is it really that impor’int to you?

Grande means large, but it’s a medium….

tall – large 12 oz

grande – large 16 oz

trenti – large 20 oz

trenta – extra large 30 oz iced only

A former co-worker often introduced himself as “Aarron with two ’Rs.” Till Google, I had no idea what he meant … one of God’s Old Testament stiff-necked children. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just saying.

Don’t waste your time, that barista doesn’t look too bright.

I still remember my first ever “Bucks” order. I ordered a medium coffee. The clerk replied.. “A Grande Americano?” … I just stood there with a blank look on my face and embarrassingly said..“Yes!” I got a medium coffee and walked away confused.

Seems reasonable.

But…isn’t Grande a medium and Venti a large?