Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2021

I guess Grandma misunderstood her daughter’s directions, that the kid only eats organic food.

I would be going to bed hungry.

That’s disgusting! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go down to the store for some scrapple.

This is an awful offal pun.

May I offer this change? It was just offal – there was no kind to it.

I need to stop reading this strip while I’m eating breakfast.

grandma made an offal the kid couldn’t refuse…

I’ll comment later…too busy throwing up right now

It’s 100% organic!

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.

No ‘awful’ would have been more appropriate, without the kind.

I had Lamb Pluck in Mallorca and it was delicious

Grammar, young lady! You mean, “offal-y”! :)

Stir in a cup of oatmeal, put it in the oven for a half hour, and you’ll have guid Scots’ haggis!