Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 16, 2021

A BIG bird! (Isn’t that some kind of cartoon character?)

Or as a turd!

Spiteful little avian, isn’t he?

Yes, but someone misheard him – he said he wanted to come back as an eagle, not a seagull!

A Foo bird, no doubt.

The bird is the Word,

That’s him alright! He always did sh¡t on people for the fun of it.

“He always was a party …

Be careful what you wish for or you too could come back as a S#*tbird.

Sitting ducks.

Hey Martha! Statue?

That was no bird… looks like a flying elephant!

A contentious marriage?

He must have been at the bottom of the tree…