Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for July 11, 2021

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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    Violets are blue, roses are red. I find you in the laundry, you are dead.

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    Free verse

    I wouldn’t pay for it

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Haiku is hard to do.

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    There’s also the fact that neither of them could’ve actually written it down in words mother dear could read anyway.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Don’t think that’s gonna turn out any better.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    There once was a puppy named Sophie,

    Who switched between hyper and loafy.

    She wanted a gift

    For her mom, but with thrift:

    She would have to procure it at no fee.

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Ya wanna haiku? Sounds good to me …

    Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak!

    Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak!

    Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak! Bak!

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