What is new is not good; and what is good is not new.What is new is not true; and what is true is not new.What is original is not good; what is good is not original.What is new is not valuable; what is valuable is not new.Reverend Martin Sherlock
Reminds me of when Dashiell Hammett was writing in Hollywood and reacted to some producer’s criticism: “If I were any worse, you wouldn’t have ask me to come; if I were any better I wouldn’t be here.”
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Somehow part A got separated from part B, originally.
willispate over 3 years ago
Panel 2: WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
So, perfect for a screenplay then?
EricS.Harris over 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure that’s a stolen quip. Not from Oscar Wilde, I think.
Some movie producer, maybe?
Imagine over 3 years ago
Originally it was good. Then some editor got his / her hands on it.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
So Cosmo is effed again!
proclusstudent over 3 years ago
That’s basically what the Orthodox rabbi that visited my Sunday school said about Jesus.
rmercer Premium Member over 3 years ago
OLD joke, but a good one.
Diat60 over 3 years ago
Like the curate’s egg – good in parts.
proclusstudent over 3 years ago
This joke may predate Homo Erectus, if not Including results for Australopithecus africanus..
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
This joke is certainly over 200 years old.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
You should have seen this coming Cosmo, your manuscript is getting the ax.
samfran6-0 over 3 years ago
I am not very ‘literary’ (if that is a word). I had to read it twice to ketch it’s meaning. LOL
daddo52 over 3 years ago
What is new is not good; and what is good is not new.What is new is not true; and what is true is not new.What is original is not good; what is good is not original.What is new is not valuable; what is valuable is not new.Reverend Martin Sherlock
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Reminds me of when Dashiell Hammett was writing in Hollywood and reacted to some producer’s criticism: “If I were any worse, you wouldn’t have ask me to come; if I were any better I wouldn’t be here.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
The amazing thing is, it’s a autobiography.
krhinter over 3 years ago
IIRC from a editor, or writer.May hap Johnson, (British chap writer of dictionary)