Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 02, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Somehow part A got separated from part B, originally.

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    willispate  over 3 years ago

    Panel 2: WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    So, perfect for a screenplay then?

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    EricS.Harris  over 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that’s a stolen quip. Not from Oscar Wilde, I think.

    Some movie producer, maybe?

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Originally it was good. Then some editor got his / her hands on it.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    So Cosmo is effed again!

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    proclusstudent  over 3 years ago

    That’s basically what the Orthodox rabbi that visited my Sunday school said about Jesus.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    OLD joke, but a good one.

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    Diat60  over 3 years ago

    Like the curate’s egg – good in parts.

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    proclusstudent  over 3 years ago

    This joke may predate Homo Erectus, if not Including results for Australopithecus africanus..

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This joke is certainly over 200 years old.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    You should have seen this coming Cosmo, your manuscript is getting the ax.

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    samfran6-0  over 3 years ago

    I am not very ‘literary’ (if that is a word). I had to read it twice to ketch it’s meaning. LOL

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    daddo52  over 3 years ago

    What is new is not good; and what is good is not new.What is new is not true; and what is true is not new.What is original is not good; what is good is not original.What is new is not valuable; what is valuable is not new.Reverend Martin Sherlock

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of when Dashiell Hammett was writing in Hollywood and reacted to some producer’s criticism: “If I were any worse, you wouldn’t have ask me to come; if I were any better I wouldn’t be here.”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    The amazing thing is, it’s a autobiography.

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    krhinter  over 3 years ago

    IIRC from a editor, or writer.May hap Johnson, (British chap writer of dictionary)

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