Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 23, 2021

We’ll leave you a something, something tip.

More like a nothing, nothing tip, but I do have something, something to say to your manager!

He’s a good waiter!

All for a measly something something price.

Adjective deficient…

Can I have it with something?

Been out by the dumpster with the cooks again?

If you would say it in French you could charge more.

This is not what the waiter SAID, it is what the diners UNDERSTOOD. Incomprehensible and unaffordable often go hand in hand. :/

I’ll have something something else.

This is why I avoid restaurants whose wait staff wear ties.

Beware – often the special is something that is close to expiring or possibly even leftovers recreated into a new dish. I’m just saying…

The something something waiter ain’t gonna last very long.

That really sounds like something.. special?

I think I’ll have something else.