The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 2021

What am I…..a brainiac?

Weeble, on the other hand, never used his heart.

Veeblefester would look ridiculous with that coffee cup shoved up his… Oh, never mind!! Just wish him a jocular day and walk away!!

/SHNARK/

And yet, who hired whom?

Brutus set himself up for that one!

Hard for Brutus to argue that point. Look who he works for.

That’s not fair! Maybe Brutus has a very tiny brain!

He may even contend Thorny has no brain.

ooff, that’s gotta hurt.

The V-man trusts too much in himself and his riches. “Whoever trusts in his riches will fall, but the righteous will flourish like a green leaf.”

Brutus’s brain is too tense. 2/10 the size of the average brain.

Meanness, burning, stealing require no intelligence.

The Boss’s mouth is definitely not connected to his 10% brain or he would realize that those type of remarks will at the least cause good people to ultimately leave or worse lead to lawsuits. But of course, Brutus will never leave, nor will he ever sue. He accepts his lot in life as a Born Loser…….

I bet his job reviews are fun to attend.

I would have thought that Brutus would have learned long ago that it’s a bad idea to try and engage Veeblefester in any type of casual conversation.

Proverbs 11:27 says: He who searches out good finds favor, but evil will come to him who seeks it. Brutus is a good man. Slow but a faithful peacemaker who sees good. Smile Brutus.

Ok on the plus side, Boss is admitting Brutus has a brain and it’s capable of much more!

my wife often speculates that my brain must just be gathering dust since it doesn’t appear to get much use…

My Dad, (you have to realize I inherited his sarcasm gene), would say,“I have a mind like a steel trap .” My answer, “too bad it rusted shut.”

10% of your brain is functioning neurons. The other 90% are glial support cells such as oligodendrocytes, astrocytes, ependymal cells, microglia, Schwann cells and satellite cells. They maintain the myelin insulation, the blood-brain barrier, removing neurotransmitters, etc.

That said, Brutus probably only uses 10% of the 10% functioning neurons.