Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2021

But the shark would be quicker and kill far fewer than our industrial and nuclear waste.

Must be Shark Week…

I never knews there was that kind of toxic waste in the medieval ages.

What the Fukushima is that?

Swimming at Yucca flats

radioactive baywatch.

It’ll be oil right on the Knight……..

This is sad.

I don’t think it’s a false alarm. The drum has a symbol of fossil fuel or nuclear waste.

Nothing funny about that.

True life

“A little toxic waste isn’t gonna kill you.” – John Candy

Yeah some of the biggest dangers out there were put there by us.

We need a new lifeguard ASAP.

That’s exactly why the oceans, rivers and streams are so polluted…

Superpowers here we come! WOOOOO!

I’d rather have the shark. At least he’s supposed to be in that water!

Anachronism alert.

Next time, Rodney, just go to the beach and don’t let The Fink in on it…

I guess they’ve reading our local news.

I was reading that the swimming events for the Olympics this year will be held in water that smells like a toilet.

The artists are getting pithier.

Surely nothing horrible would happen in a scenario with a barrel of toxic waste, right?

Plutonium remains deadly for 250,000 years. It’s not just our problem.

So much worse!

Tomorrow we may see some kids looking like the Hulk!!!