Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 23, 2021

Poor Gary!! Persona Non Grata wherever he goes!!

President of the HOA, no doubt.

Poor Gary! If it weren’t for Leopold,he might have a chance to prove himself.

Leo is always cold comfort for Gary!

“Warmhearted? I thought the realtor said warmblooded!”

Says the being that eats half the neighborhood……

Leo should go check out the warm hearted part

If he is like Jef the Cyclist, I would take the vampire and his monster!

If Gary had just retired to San Francisco, New York City or Florida, no one would even notice or care. Busch Gardens might even hire him during Halloween season. Though I guess Florida, the land of sunshine, would not be a good place for him to live?

Maybe Gary should have been a snowbird: spend his winters in northern Alaska where he can be outside most of the day, then go down to Patagonia for the southern hemisphere’s winter months?

To humans Gary not you and Leopold who are monsters.

Warm, and tasty, too, Leopold….

You got to admire that physique on Gary. Team Transylvania!