F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 19, 2021

“Death stare” is less painful, but more obvious….

OK, rib poke it is!

How about more chew-chew and less yak-yak?

Ouch! Why’d you just kick me?

Family planning is so important.

The classic ear twist is effective, if a bit more obvious.

How about a signal for when he should be allowed to talk?

I solved that. If in-laws are involved, I ‘m out.

Very simple and effective method that my SIL uses with her husband…“George, just shut the f—- up”

My grandma used to kick my mom under the table at dinner every day.So my mom bought an ugly table with an H-shaped leg and a glass top.Long story short, I’m never getting married.

I resemble that remark.

I wouldn’t put up with that. It just requires aversion therapy. Every time she kicks me, I’d mention how she claws at herself less since she started using Vagasil or how happy you were to find her Odor Eaters by the gross at Costco, or show how you know she inherited her mother’s pattern baldness. She will eventually understand that there are consequences.

Slap upside your head?

No free speech? Exit that relationship… unless you really have no ability to think before you speak.

If only they had to take everything they’re allowed to dish out, instead of only believing in Equality when it’s convenient!