F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 21, 2021

I’ll give you a pizza my mind.

You got a beef about something?

“Tell you what. You go to the beef barn and we will go to the pizzeria. You win!”

Sit down, Mitch.

Republican logic here.

We have a saying in my gang of friends: “Biffed by democracy again!”

“Beef Barn” sounds like a male strip club.

I still don’t see what’s wrong with “Pre-chew Charlie’s”.

Hypocrite!

Ah, a Republican. Your vote doesn’t count unless you agree with me. Stop the Lie!

Perhaps he finds pizza too flat and prefers something with a good head (and horns) on it.

Unless you’re a herd, just go where ever you want to, and let others do the same.

So he filibustered and no one got lunch.

when they finally go for pizza he gets to ask, where’s the beef?!