Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2021

Okay, I’ve done the spin the thingamajig around your finger thing, but I’ve never had any casualties.

Speaking of whistle, you seem to be signaling an approaching fog. Need to take a break?

The only man who can make lifeguarding uncool

Monty must have listened to Blotto’s “I Wanna be a Lifeguard.”

That’s an even worse idea with man boobs. This ain’t burlesque, Monty.

Love the sunscreen on his nose.

I’m from Wisconsin, where our butter comes from cows, the way Mother Nature intended.

i forgot the last time i saw a sidewalk beat cop idly intricately twirling his nightstick..

The lifeguard needs a minder.

Former lifeguard… do it enough times and you do hit yourself with it. Then look around to make sure no one saw it.

The sad part about him getting hit in the face and the unprintable words he spoke? He is lifeguard for the kiddie pool.

Serves you right, Bad Neighbor Monty….