Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2021

Which National Park will you be working?…..

I’m not sure if Ralph is smarter than the average bear to be a Mr. Ranger…..

Well, good to know Ralph did something productive during lockdown.

I’m reminded of becoming an ordained minister in five minutes once.

There goes the forest.

As someone mentioned yesterday, this is the same guy who got lost in a park a couple of weeks ago…

yup, what could possible go wrong.

Park it! Ralph.

My grandson-in-law actually did go to college to be a ranger and then couldn’t find a job.

Nah, I don’t think so, UNLESS the NPS is low on rangers!

There’s also a Police Academy. One third of my Academy class were park rangers. Not that easy to become a Park Ranger……

Anything is possible in CARTOONLAND. Ralph will be the highest paid, best qualified Ranger at CARTOONLAND National Park.

OMG, Norm said something sorta intelligent.

And yet his wife stands there saying nothing. Most husband’s usually discuss major career moves with their spouse’s before they do anything.

I wonder how Ralph will deal with being outdoors in all kinds of weather – the perks of being a mall cop is that you are usually inside!