Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 28, 2021

We exist so we can bump our heads and stub our toes.

A “turnabout is fair play” policy, Nerwin?

“What’s it all about… Alfieeee?”

(60s musical reference of the day.)

Alfie, to be annoying, and if I told you it would no longer be a secret.

That’s actually a clever idea.

42?

We’re here because we’re here, roll the bones.

No one knows the answer to those questions.

“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

You.. are an expression of Russell Myers for our amusement. We.. are figments in some super virtual reality computer simulation for the amusement of some higher power.

Love the size of those feet. Nerwin will never tip over.

As far as she’s concerned, you exist to answer all the questions she puts to you. You answering enough of them correctly to justify sending you on to the next grade is her secret to the Universe. Next question?

Except she was the math teacher.

Why do we exist? Because we don’t not exist!

Try studying, Nerwin; then you might get somewhere in school.

No one knows these answers Nerwin.

Fair is fair, as long as Teacher doesn’t give you a whack, Nerwin….

Revenge of the Nerwin.

It worked.