Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 26, 2021

even when I’m scheduled to open the grocery store, I try to get up at 0430 and be out the door by 0530 as the store opens at 0600

I retired from the Army 35 years ago and I still wake up at 0500 every morning. Mostly because that is when I have to pee, but I tell my wife that I am just checking to see if I am still alive.

Love that alarm clock. This strip reminds me of the cartoons where the wolf and the sheepdog punch a time clock.

One bitcoin is about $35k US as I type this.

Assuming the market hasn’t crashed that’s getting into Linda Evangelista territory.

Another day at Tatulli Studios…

Lio wishes

Lio, I think you’re still asleep and dreaming…

Sam the Sheepdog & Ralph Wolf likely work there, too.

Lio lives in Toontown?

All on stage!

Jazz Hands >>>UP!<<<

Overture! Curtain! Lights!

On with the show,

This is it!

I want that alarm clock more than anything in the world

Don’t I wish!

Wish that fourth wall would stay where I put it.

Yep…..

there is actually a real alarm clock that is similar to tatulli’s in London.

https://hyperallergic.com/155655/time-for-death-skeleton-alarm-clock-goes-on-display-in-london/