Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 27, 2021

The eyes are one thing, but how did Lio pull off the Kardashian lips on dad…..

Round up the Usual Suspect.

The second song on the first side of the debut album by the Ramones comes to mind as a bit of advice for dad there……

Ready for the weekend?

“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

Dad learns the perils of taking a nap when Lio’s in the house!

As a former camp counselor, the correct answer to that is “Lean into the strange.”

1. There’s an amusing comparison to be made in regard to Sterling’s napping habits as revealed in today’s Wallace the Brave.

2. Maybe Lio always wanted a sister, so now he has a trans-sister.

3. Alternatively, Lio is missing his Mom.

4. Even more randomly: I’d love to see play dates… or a Halloween party… with Wednesday, Pugsley, Oona Goosepimple, Casper, Wendy, Hot Stuff, Sterling McClellan, Cole Sear…

I can think of a few others who are too creepy even for Lio….

you’re that bored of being stuck indoors during the pandemic, aren’t you, Lio?

Lio gave his dad several lashes.

Lio’s Dad is probably thinking: “Dang I should not have had those last couple of tequila shots….”.

I’m impressed that Lio did that with a fishing pole! How did he get those lashes to stick?

Dude looks like a lady.

I think it’s an improvement.

Looks like Lio’s aim was a little off – going for the back of the father’s head instead?