Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 13, 2021

Oh, stop already…..

Since Loon flies around all over, why does he need a drivers test?

I didn’t know there was more than one way to stop either. You learn something new every day.

Now if the question would have been about sexual positions.. would have aced it

I once saw a guy drive by my house in St. Paul the wrong way on a one way. I walked out on the edge of the street and watched him drive 8 or 10 blocks without stopping, because there were no stop signs facing him. I bet he thought it was a great through street.

Four ways stops are easy. If you don’t see any other cars at the intersection, just keep going. If there are other cars at the intersection, try to bluff them into thinking you have the right away.

It’s better than 30% of the people in my town, who know no way to stop at stop signs.

Some people don’t even know one way to stop.

That’s funny. My friends and I were making that joke 40 years ago!

As a kid I was confused by STOP signs cuz they don’t tell you when to GO. ;-D

Wouldn’t Loon really need a Flying License?

They don’t stop at STOP signs, but they do at roundabouts.