Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 06, 2021

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!…..

“I’ve seen your baby pictures. You were cranky then, too.”

I miss Crankshaft.

“You just have more to be cranky about!”

guess that means he’s not old then. :D

Ralph, the Cranky Yankee

I resemble this cartoon….

Only since I met you, honeybunch!

Heard that before myself

yep – crank is as crank does!

You sure the bubbles aren’t reversed?……

Please put me on Ralph’s Jury. I’m already voting Not Guilty!

Okay, Honeybunch. Now let me tell you what YOU are.

That’s gonna make him cranky.

June was chiding the kids on Tuesday for staring at a screen all day and now she is doing it.

Burned by your wife. Sorry, Ralph.

Ouch.

Something or SOMEONE…no names…made him cranky.

Being married to that toxic beast would make anyone cranky.