Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 13, 2021

“Petal” to the metal.

An interesting definition of “success”.

The “florist” said sarcastically.

This is one of those things you only get ONE chance to do!

I guess she broke up with him. His arm seems to be all broken up about it.

Customer satisfaction guaranteed.

She would have killed the flowers anyway. This just saves her the trouble. And she doesn’t have to blame herself. It’s a win-win.

What a concept! I could’ve used that for the relative whose attendance is not welcome.

Been there, done that

https://www.bitchbouquet.com/

One of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.

She noticed.

Can’t fix stupid

Not a growth industry.

A glutton for punishment? Come back to order again?

Ah, sarcasity…

I have always wondered why they just don’t have a big sign, “Kill flowers for someone you love.” We should do like Jack Benny in one of his skits. He would give a woman a package of seeds.

Yeah, she wants some for my grave.

“And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave”

looks like he also gave her a box of chocolates after he’d eaten the best ones first…

Looks like she planted one on him.