In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 03, 2021

Without incidental music he’s nothing.

But he can only “really” jump like this in his own World.

He is relentless and tireless in his persistence.

B!, B!, B!

Lol….MARIO!

welp, guess it’s time to pull out the white flag.

Yeah, but you gotta time that third jump just so…

They are poles apart.

He is called Super Mario..

Comments are mushrooming.

Wait’ll you see the Luigi Leap!

you wouldn’t believe how much workout get the legs if you are a plumber. Or that you have to fight against mutant turtles all the time

I hear he’s using PEMs (performance-enhancing mushrooms).

and he does it without a pole too…..

prophetically foretelling the Italian half of the gold-medal pair yesterday.

Eat some ‘shrooms like he does

Throw a turtle at him.

He’s not there because he wants to be. He’s being manipulated.

I don’t know, he’s starting to pixelate.