In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 05, 2021

Now how do you spit?

Where is the sleep button

…or….like Manny Rameriz did when he was a rookie…look at the bugs flying around and swat them…LOL

quarter circle back?

What is this “Arcade” of which you speak???

I had heard legends of a gathering place long ago, where acne-plagued miscreants went to make their quarters magically disappear……

What’s the move to “spit”

Aw, nuts.

Half circle forward to adjust your cup.

I remember this game call “Primal Rage” where a bunch of dinosaurs and apes fought each other. Anyway one ape called Chaos had a move called “Fart of Fury” (flips upside down and passes gas). I remember the controls on genesis. Hold 3 buttons down and push down arrow then vertical HCB.

Which action kicks dust on the umpire?